Houses of the Holy: Breakfast Edition

Here’s something to file away for future use: even if requested by a diner, a cook at Waffle House can be fired for making pancakes. Fired!

Where did I ever hear something so stupid, you may be asking yourself (because you can’t ask me directly)?

I heard this directly from the lips of a Waffle House cook who had just ironed out a delicious blueberry waffle for me.

So don’t even ask, not even if you’re so drunk there’s a chance you will lose your way to the bathroom and accidentally urinate beside the jukebox as it plays “Loser” by Beck.