The Alchemy Ball
In which Citizen Jim arrives in need of a ride and some reassurance from Chicken Sheets, who can offer neither at this time.
Foxy and Phoebe and Taylor and Kate
In which Citizen Jim arrives for a little blood-letting, and can’t believe he has to tell a bed-ridden Chicken Sheets who’s hosting SNL…
In which Citizen Jim tries to keep Chicken Sheets from being up the ass of Twitter so she can advise him in a domestic matter.
The Bight Stuff
In which Chicken Sheets gets drunk and goes sailing before having to help Citizen Jim row a stolen boat back to “the mainland.” (BONUS: Night Sailing Playlist included at the end of the story!)
A Run for It
In which Citizen Jim arrives and makes a scene (not to mention a huge mess) at a national pharmacy chain.
That’s What Friends Are For
In which Citizen Jim arrives to distract Chicken Sheets from the melancholy of midlife and the indignity of menopause.
In which Citizen Jim arrives on the Gulf Coast to save Chicken Sheets from Hurricane Barry. And to give her a very important message from the BBC.
Work. Pride. Badgers.
In which Citizen Jim shows up during Pride Month to: calm down Chicken Sheets; make sure she’s still gay; and tell an unfunny joke set in the Midlands.
Cruisin’ for a Musin’
In which Citizen Jim arrives to offer his services for a limited time and then he and Chicken Sheets are THROUGH! (Or so he says.)