Are ANY Anti-Gay Crusaders NOT Secretly Gay?

Sadly enough, we are living in an age when an obituary might have a headline containing these words: “…Christian Camp Leader Accused of Beatings…” If it does, you can almost bet any amount of money you have available to wager that the obituary itself will contain a phrase like, “…evangelical Christian leader and anti-gay campaigner…”

And if you see that phrase, there’s no way in hell it won’t be followed closely by a phrase like this: “…it was alleged that he had been cultivating friendships with young men, showering with them and questioning them about pornography and masturbation.”

Never. Fucking. Fails.